I Just Had To Share This…

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This is an email I received from a dating site the other day. Getting the email that I was sent this message made me laugh. Why? This guys handle name was just plain funny. Any who….here’s what I’ve got going for me right now. Let’s break it down shall we?

Dearest Miss; ( Miss? The last time I was called that I was a teen…)
You are a very lovely lady ( must have looked at my pics huh? ) and I would like the pleasure of getting to know you ( well that’s not bad, I guess ). I don’t know how long you have been on here (a while dude…a WHILE ) or what kind of luck have you had (spelling error) ( Ha! If you only knew…) but I would enjoy the chance to show you what a true gentleman is like! (And you think you’re it huh?) So if your (spelling error!) tired of the games, fakes, lies, cheats and guys looking for sex (or showing their sex, etc.) then we should most definitely talk sometime.(um…) I wish you the best of luck in your search! (thanks!)
Sincerely;

B

Although initially sweet in thought. I really don’t need a sales pitch to get me interested. Be yourself. Say hello, and don’t tell me what I’m looking for or assume, even if it may be true, that I have met some complete and utter tools on the site. I don’t need to compare you to them by the fact that your bashing them. Just show me you. And try not to mention in your profile that “if your right leg is christmas and your left leg is new years you definitely won’t see me between the Holiday’s!” and we may just have a shot.

Deal?

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